I should have turned on the video camera during pre and post op. Didn't Sean's drug induced hilarity teach me anything? Obviously not. However, I did take notes of the goofy things he said.
"When in doubt, pinky out."
"You snorted like a truffle."
"I don't like dimples in my ties because I think it looks like a butt crack."
"I'm going to invent a light saber for ages 6 and up."
"It's amazing what a person can do right after they have surgery. Lance Armstrong should have had surgery instead of steroids."
"Wow, this is the first time I can really see."
"I counted to 57 before I fell asleep. I almost broke the record because Dr. Martin said the record was 55. Dang."
"The only reason any of us exists is because Morgan Freeman narrates our lives because he narrated "The Big Bang". Morgan Freeman is ageless."
"I know all this because I watched a youtube video where a guy documented true facts about Morgan Freeman and it was all true."
"I learned true facts on youtube about the angler, the echidna and the hedgehog. I'm not making this stuff up."